{"id":166,"date":"2007-05-05T00:14:45","date_gmt":"2007-05-05T07:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=166"},"modified":"2007-05-05T00:14:49","modified_gmt":"2007-05-05T07:14:49","slug":"toastmaster-damn-straight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=166","title":{"rendered":"Toastmaster? Damn straight."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Four and a half years later after <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Toastmaster-T75R-Classic-2-Slice-Toaster\/dp\/B000063XGC\/ref=cm_cr-mr-title\/103-3315930-4783840\" target=\"_blank\">my seminal review of the Toastmaster<span class=\"sans\"> T75R Classic Cool Steel 2-Slice Toaster<\/span><\/a>, I&#8217;ve still got a perfect record. Amazon&#8217;s most discerning members have awarded me 39 out of 39 helpful votes.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/g-ec2.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/41A8H60HB6L._AA280_.jpg\" height=\"280\" width=\"280\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, bitches. I&#8217;m your new motherfucking toaster review god.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four and a half years later after my seminal review of the Toastmaster T75R Classic Cool Steel 2-Slice Toaster, I&#8217;ve still got a perfect record. Amazon&#8217;s most discerning members have awarded me 39 out of 39 helpful votes. That&#8217;s right, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=166\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}