{"id":202,"date":"2007-06-29T14:07:36","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T21:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=202"},"modified":"2007-06-29T14:07:36","modified_gmt":"2007-06-29T21:07:36","slug":"todays-evidence-against-celebrities","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=202","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s evidence against celebrities"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ll always have <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Paris_Hilton\">Paris<\/a> (I&#8217;m afraid, anyway), so take a break and read <span class=\"postbody\"><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/34pwcu\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"postlink\">this LA Times article<\/a>. It notes that Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak did not call in any favors; he&#8217;s standing in line to buy an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/iphone\/\">iPhone<\/a> like the rest of the world. But a little later down&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>But Cher, another celebrity client of Rosenberg, &#8220;is longing to buy one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I haven&#8217;t been successful in getting one for her,&#8221; the publicist said, adding that she might have to stand in line for Cher or find a fan to do so. &#8220;Doesn&#8217;t winning Oscars, Grammys and Emmys entitle her to move to the front of the line?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No. That puts her at the front of the line of people to come up to the stage when they call her name on an awards show, you arrogant cunt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ll always have Paris (I&#8217;m afraid, anyway), so take a break and read this LA Times article. It notes that Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak did not call in any favors; he&#8217;s standing in line to buy an iPhone like the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=202\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}