{"id":21,"date":"2006-08-25T22:30:28","date_gmt":"2006-08-26T05:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=21"},"modified":"2006-08-25T22:30:28","modified_gmt":"2006-08-26T05:30:28","slug":"all-you-need-is-to-be-slapped-really-really-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"All You Need Is To Be Slapped, Really Really Hard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I heard &#8220;All You Need Is Love&#8221; on a commercial today&#8230;for Chase credit cards. The audacity of singing &#8220;all you need is love&#8221;<em> while showing money<\/em> seriously and truly disgusted me. It actually kind of hurt.<br \/>\nI guess Michael needs money. But fuck you, Michael.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard &#8220;All You Need Is Love&#8221; on a commercial today&#8230;for Chase credit cards. The audacity of singing &#8220;all you need is love&#8221; while showing money seriously and truly disgusted me. It actually kind of hurt. I guess Michael needs &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=21\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}