{"id":286,"date":"2007-10-28T09:47:27","date_gmt":"2007-10-28T16:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=286"},"modified":"2007-10-28T09:54:12","modified_gmt":"2007-10-28T16:54:12","slug":"disney-gets-dark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=286","title":{"rendered":"Disney gets dark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love going to Disney parks. I also love hearing what it&#8217;s like to work at Disney parks, the sordid tales from within the iron-fisted corporate empire of happiness.<\/p>\n<p>A visitor <strike>spammed<\/strike> sent me <a href=\"http:\/\/disneydiaries.blogspot.com\" target=\"_blank\">this link<\/a> to a blog in response to some of my earlier Disney posts. It&#8217;s a well-written tale of life as a photographer peon within the Magic Kingdom, and all the changes that come from moving from the scar-filled world of action-sports to the scrubbed and sparkly Disney Experience, chronicling the drug use and homosexuality that he found along the way.<\/p>\n<p>Is it all true? Probably, yeah. And if it isn&#8217;t, hey, the melodrama is genuine &#8212; you&#8217;ll enjoy rolling your eyes at the thoughts of an adorably anti-establishment guy who once had &#8220;fuck you&#8221; shaved into his beard but was too naive\/dumb to consider that Disney was, you know, strict about things like employee appearances. Even I could tell you that, and I&#8217;m just a visitor. That&#8217;s basic pattern recognition &#8212; just look around the park&#8217;s Cast Members and play Spot the Individual. You&#8217;ll lose every time.<\/p>\n<p>If you like your Disney with a little dirt (and some NSFW images), <a href=\"http:\/\/disneydiaries.blogspot.com\" target=\"_blank\">click here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love going to Disney parks. I also love hearing what it&#8217;s like to work at Disney parks, the sordid tales from within the iron-fisted corporate empire of happiness. A visitor spammed sent me this link to a blog in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=286\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}