{"id":350,"date":"2008-04-05T10:50:18","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T17:50:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=350"},"modified":"2008-04-05T10:52:38","modified_gmt":"2008-04-05T17:52:38","slug":"the-darker-side-of-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=350","title":{"rendered":"The darker side of everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/movies\/news\/articles\/1582149\/story.jhtml\" target=\"_blank\">We&#8217;re breeding addicts! <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Please, people, shut the fuck up.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I&#8217;m addicted to oxygen. I find that I simply can&#8217;t make it through the day without breathing in and out a few thousand times.  And when I went to the doctor about it, they wouldn&#8217;t do a damn thing to stop it. Can&#8217;t they see that I <em>simply cannot stop myself<\/em>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re breeding addicts! Please, people, shut the fuck up. Personally, I&#8217;m addicted to oxygen. I find that I simply can&#8217;t make it through the day without breathing in and out a few thousand times. And when I went to the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=350\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}