{"id":545,"date":"2008-12-07T12:42:34","date_gmt":"2008-12-07T19:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=545"},"modified":"2008-12-07T12:42:34","modified_gmt":"2008-12-07T19:42:34","slug":"2008s-worst-band","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=545","title":{"rendered":"2008&#8217;s Worst Band"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Who is the worst new musician of 2008? For a minute there I thought we might have to think about it, but a late entry came in to steal the title. Witness the complete de-evolution of music in <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/1651661\" target=\"_blank\">brokeNCYDE&#8217;s &#8220;Freaxxx.&#8221;<\/a> And no, it&#8217;s really not a joke band making a satirical comment, though I honestly thought it was. Auto-tune on every note? Screamo? Neo-80s? Crunk? LOLOLOLOL. It&#8217;s too perfect, which is why I thought it was fake.<\/p>\n<p>For more abuse, check out the track &#8220;Bree Bree,&#8221; a song about the pig mascot, on the &#8220;band&#8217;s&#8221; <a href=\"  http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/brokencyde  \" target=\"_blank\">MySpace page<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;m overthinking this songwriting thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who is the worst new musician of 2008? For a minute there I thought we might have to think about it, but a late entry came in to steal the title. Witness the complete de-evolution of music in brokeNCYDE&#8217;s &#8220;Freaxxx.&#8221; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=545\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=545"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":546,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/545\/revisions\/546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}