{"id":547,"date":"2008-12-09T10:26:49","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T17:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=547"},"modified":"2008-12-09T10:29:17","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T17:29:17","slug":"gears-of-war-2-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=547","title":{"rendered":"Gears of War 2 haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I remember this<br \/>\nWhen it was a platform game<br \/>\nBack in &#8217;93<\/p>\n<p>Intestinal teeth? That fish boss? A lot of times I felt like I was playing some dusty old mechanics in this game, and not equipped to fight back. I often didn&#8217;t know what my target was or how to work around a problem, so it led to a lot of repetition. I found that pattern-guessing frustrating, with moments of rewarding story. (They handled the Maria storyline very well.) Last level was really satisfying, definitely felt like a good payoff for the more frustrating bits. The whole third act was exciting, but often more confusing than it needed to be &#8212; a little more intel, Dom?<\/p>\n<p>For that matter, am I fighting as a Delta or as a lone wolf? I felt like I wanted more info or more assistance from my squad. We are supposed to be a crack military squad working together in the ultimate fight &#8212; but I&#8217;m the only one who can throw switches and pull levers? It felt like I was the star of the show, which is cool, but it felt like everybody else was simply programmed to be robotic buddies. (They did help shoot things, though.)<\/p>\n<p>I enjoyed it, and I still like the Gears universe more than Halo, but it felt like homework. Curious. I wonder where this is going.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I remember this When it was a platform game Back in &#8217;93 Intestinal teeth? That fish boss? A lot of times I felt like I was playing some dusty old mechanics in this game, and not equipped to fight back. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=547\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,24],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":549,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions\/549"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}