{"id":70,"date":"2006-12-14T02:05:01","date_gmt":"2006-12-14T09:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=70"},"modified":"2006-12-14T02:05:01","modified_gmt":"2006-12-14T09:05:01","slug":"open-letter-to-gears-of-war-players","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=70","title":{"rendered":"Open letter to Gears of War players"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, guys. Use the microphone. It&#8217;s a ranked match. We all work together, we all go up in rank. The smart teams communicate. The stupid teams are the ones I&#8217;m on. You are not tougher or cooler or enigmatic because you refuse to talk with other people. If you don&#8217;t like actively working with other real live human beings, stick to single player. Otherwise, you&#8217;re meat, and you&#8217;re causing me to be meat. Play smart, work together, or go away already.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<br \/>\nChainsaw Fodder<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, guys. Use the microphone. It&#8217;s a ranked match. We all work together, we all go up in rank. The smart teams communicate. The stupid teams are the ones I&#8217;m on. You are not tougher or cooler or enigmatic because &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=70\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}