{"id":759,"date":"2009-05-15T23:11:25","date_gmt":"2009-05-16T06:11:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=759"},"modified":"2009-05-15T23:11:25","modified_gmt":"2009-05-16T06:11:25","slug":"im-one-sick-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=759","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m one sick fuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This time I mean it in the &#8220;there&#8217;s stuff coming out of my lungs when I cough&#8221; way. On Sunday I got a sore throat around 2pm. By 8 that night I was woozy and had trouble walking in a straight line. The rest of this week has been spent in bed, on the couch, or wishing I was in one of those two places. Kat&#8217;s been doing her best to tend to me, pouring liquid down my throat and making soup and grabbing meds as new symptoms manifest. She&#8217;s a sweetie. She&#8217;s also probably the person who gave it to me, because I was that nursemaid to her the week prior.<\/p>\n<p>I hate being sick, but I hate <em>getting <\/em>sick even more. I always feel like it&#8217;s my fault. I exposed myself to something and wasn&#8217;t smart enough to take vitamins or wash my hands or something. Chumpy. I rarely have to take time off from work for illness, but I was home four of five days this week, and the one day I wasn&#8217;t home&#8230;I was on a plane for a developer visit and a feature. Got another one of those next week, so here&#8217;s hoping I stop hacking up ectoplasmic residue by then.<\/p>\n<p>I will be polite and not post photographic proof.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This time I mean it in the &#8220;there&#8217;s stuff coming out of my lungs when I cough&#8221; way. On Sunday I got a sore throat around 2pm. By 8 that night I was woozy and had trouble walking in a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=759\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=759"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":761,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions\/761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}