{"id":12,"date":"2006-08-09T23:07:08","date_gmt":"2006-08-10T06:07:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=12"},"modified":"2006-08-09T23:07:08","modified_gmt":"2006-08-10T06:07:08","slug":"things-dead-rising-has-taught-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"Things Dead Rising has taught me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gamesradar.com\/us\/\/images\/mb\/\/\/GamesRadar\/us\/Games\/D\/Dead%20Rising\/Bulk%20Viewer\/360\/2006-08-08-review\/gamesradar-17--screenshot_viewer_medium.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Zombies are dumb, but humans are dumber. What part of &#8220;follow me&#8221; don&#8217;t you understand?<\/li>\n<li>Guns are overrated. Scream as loud as you want and carry a big stick.<\/li>\n<li>Save yourself. And save yourself often.<\/li>\n<li>It looked like it was pick-up-and-play but it&#8217;s really not. I don&#8217;t know where the hell I&#8217;m going or how to do anything. I should read the instructions.<\/li>\n<li>Chicks with big racks are merely distractions. But if they&#8217;re zombie chicks with big racks, take photos and you&#8217;ll earn points.<\/li>\n<li>I need a key. To get anywhere. I constantly need a key.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know where to get keys. And I probably need a key to get into wherever the keys are kept.<\/li>\n<li>This game has a disclaimer saying it&#8217;s not affiliated with George Romero or <em>Dawn of the Dead<\/em>. That&#8217;s a mistake on the part of George Romero and <em>Dawn of the Dead<\/em>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if I like it or I am making myself like it because I&#8217;ve been waiting for it for a year and a half. I think I might legitimately like it, but I&#8217;ve been playing for a few hours and I don&#8217;t feel like I&#8217;ve accomplished anything. And yet I keep playing because I think that when I do accomplish something, it&#8217;s going to feel really good.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the hard part of hard games: Tough love makes them tough to love. But you can still wind up loving them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zombies are dumb, but humans are dumber. What part of &#8220;follow me&#8221; don&#8217;t you understand? Guns are overrated. Scream as loud as you want and carry a big stick. Save yourself. And save yourself often. It looked like it was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=12\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}