{"id":152,"date":"2007-04-13T15:31:38","date_gmt":"2007-04-13T22:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=152"},"modified":"2007-04-13T15:32:10","modified_gmt":"2007-04-13T22:32:10","slug":"klok-ow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=152","title":{"rendered":"KLOK! Ow."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a juggler, I have battled gravity for years and won, but today, gravity got a 1up. Playing basketball in the <a href=\"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=133\">weekly Future lunchtime game<\/a>, I came down hard and felt a movement in my ankle that can only be described onomatopoeically as KLOK! Sort of like cracking your knuckles, but it was my entire ankle.<\/p>\n<p>No swelling, no shooting pain, so it&#8217;s not a sprain or a break &#8212; just radiating anger from all the things around my ankle that really didn&#8217;t want to move that way, let alone so suddenly. And they let me know every time I put weight on it.<\/p>\n<p>Thus endeth my basketball career. I have gotten a little more hurt every week and I finally have to say, enough. The other guys are hereby the alpha males; I will comfort myself by making awesome armor in <em>World of Warcraft<\/em>. Unlike the other guys, I have two jobs &#8212; fake journalist and fake rock star &#8212; and while the exercise was supposed to help counteract the sedentary effects of the former, I need to not put myself at risk for the latter.<\/p>\n<p>And sure enough, I have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fasttimes80s.com\/calendar.html\" target=\"_blank\">Jude&#8217;s farewell gig<\/a> tomorrow night. Doh!<\/p>\n<p>The shoes, however, will live on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a juggler, I have battled gravity for years and won, but today, gravity got a 1up. Playing basketball in the weekly Future lunchtime game, I came down hard and felt a movement in my ankle that can only be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=152\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}