{"id":216,"date":"2007-07-26T18:23:30","date_gmt":"2007-07-27T01:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=216"},"modified":"2007-07-26T18:23:30","modified_gmt":"2007-07-27T01:23:30","slug":"guitar-in-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=216","title":{"rendered":"Guitar-in-law"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kat&#8217;s mom &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/mjauch.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">world-renowned author of young fiction<\/a> and disturbingly obsessed <a href=\"http:\/\/mjauch.com\/beauty.html\" target=\"_blank\">chicken fetishist<\/a> &#8212; has just taken delivery on a <a href=\"http:\/\/web.mac.com\/mjauch.mac\/iWeb\/MJ%27s%20Guitar\/Guitar.html\" target=\"_blank\">custom-made guitar<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Hot damn. That&#8217;s some serious olde-worlde artistree right there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kat&#8217;s mom &#8212; world-renowned author of young fiction and disturbingly obsessed chicken fetishist &#8212; has just taken delivery on a custom-made guitar. Hot damn. That&#8217;s some serious olde-worlde artistree right there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}