{"id":23,"date":"2006-09-02T04:15:38","date_gmt":"2006-09-02T11:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=23"},"modified":"2006-09-02T04:17:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-02T11:17:00","slug":"the-ups-mysteries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"The UPS Mysteries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This isn&#8217;t supposed to sound like a math problem, but I&#8217;m afraid it will.<\/p>\n<p>I have two packages coming via UPS Ground at the moment. One is a guitar in a hardshell case, weighing about 20 pounds, originating from San Diego. One is a CompactFlash card, a warranty replacement for one that went bad, weighing 0.10 pounds, originating from South Carolina. Both were shipped to the same ZIP code; both entered the UPS tracking system within two hours of each other. Which one will arrive first, and by how many days?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right&#8211;the 20-pound guitar in the ginormous box will arrive September 6, but it will take five additional days for the fits-in-your-pocket CF card to reach my door. Keep in mind that USPS&#8217;s results would be about opposite. Is it simply that UPS is better equipped to handle large boxes and USPS is built around letters an smaller parcels? I&#8217;m not angry, just surprised.<\/p>\n<p>For extra credit, please explain why it takes longer to enter a tracking number and get a result through UPS.com than it does to enter that same number into Google and have it get the same information, only with less clicks\/no need to say &#8220;I live in this country&#8221; followed by &#8220;yes, I check this box to agree to the Terms and Conditions and hereby verify that I want this information, because the simple act of requesting it is apparently not proof of intent.&#8221; Try it: 1Z Y44 88X 03 1564 010 5<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This isn&#8217;t supposed to sound like a math problem, but I&#8217;m afraid it will. I have two packages coming via UPS Ground at the moment. One is a guitar in a hardshell case, weighing about 20 pounds, originating from San &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=23\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}