{"id":241,"date":"2007-08-25T09:52:11","date_gmt":"2007-08-25T16:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=241"},"modified":"2007-08-25T09:52:11","modified_gmt":"2007-08-25T16:52:11","slug":"i-hate-greeting-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=241","title":{"rendered":"I hate greeting cards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How there&#8217;s an industry to get people to spend $3 to express a canned, schmaltzy, insincere &#8220;emotion&#8221; is beyond me. My rejection of cards has been a long-standing point of family contention.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.someecards.com\/?ep=12\" target=\"_blank\">Now these, I&#8217;d send.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How there&#8217;s an industry to get people to spend $3 to express a canned, schmaltzy, insincere &#8220;emotion&#8221; is beyond me. My rejection of cards has been a long-standing point of family contention. Now these, I&#8217;d send.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}