{"id":290,"date":"2007-11-01T23:47:51","date_gmt":"2007-11-02T06:47:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=290"},"modified":"2007-11-01T23:47:51","modified_gmt":"2007-11-02T06:47:51","slug":"the-halloween-that-hallowas-and-hallowasnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=290","title":{"rendered":"The Halloween that Hallowas (and Hallowasn’t)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I wore my Ghostbusters outfit in the end. I like any excuse, and it was the safe choice.<\/p>\n

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But I almost wore something else. The night before, at band practice, Kimzey offered an idea so weird, so perfectly unexpected, that I said I’d do it. And I clearly got close:<\/p>\n

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The problem with Carmen MiranDan was twofold. One, I didn’t want people at work to think that my flamboyant rainbow drag outfit was in some way a slight at their gender preferences. Two, the top really brought out the man boobs.<\/p>\n

Maybe next year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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