Hit the ren faire today as an anniversary activity. There are a handful of folks you see every year whether they should be there or not. <\/p>\n
Pirates. They are the new Scotsmen, now that Braveheart is over. I saw two Jack Sparrows posing for photos together. En garde! Douch\u00c3\u00a9! <\/p>\n
Goths. Any excuse to wear a corset in public. Enjoy the heat. And daylight, for that matter. <\/p>\n
Biker sluts. Any excuse to wear a too-small, ill-fitting leather corset in public — and whatever you do, don’t cover the batwing tattoos. Hint: Fishnets are not period.<\/p>\n
Barbarians. Accent on the “bear.” Take natural body hair, augment with more fur, add a (very) few straps of leather, and show off your awesome bod. Even if it’s not awesome. At all. <\/p>\n
Cleavage queens. I should enjoy this vulgar display but I don’t. You managed to make your boobs look huge; could you try to make them look attractive, too? <\/p>\n
Kids who don’t want to be here. And they don’t want to be dressed up either, but hey, that’s child abuse for you.<\/p>\n
That said, we had a wonderful time. Mead, archery, glassblowing…good times. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hit the ren faire today as an anniversary activity. There are a handful of folks you see every year whether they should be there or not. Pirates. They are the new Scotsmen, now that Braveheart is over. I saw two … Continue reading