{"id":52,"date":"2006-10-28T02:51:29","date_gmt":"2006-10-28T09:51:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=52"},"modified":"2006-10-28T02:51:29","modified_gmt":"2006-10-28T09:51:29","slug":"dog-bites-man-2006-remix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"Dog bites man (2006 remix)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t endorse animal cruelty. I don&#8217;t endorse terrifying children. I don&#8217;t endorse necrophilia. But you put them all together into <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/weird\/article.html?in_article_id=22746&#038;in_page_id=2 \">one stunning news story<\/a>, well, I am going to endorse that story. And I&#8217;m going to laugh. Really hard.<\/p>\n<p>Mankind&#8217;s unfathomably dark side is a constant source of amusement for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t endorse animal cruelty. I don&#8217;t endorse terrifying children. I don&#8217;t endorse necrophilia. But you put them all together into one stunning news story, well, I am going to endorse that story. And I&#8217;m going to laugh. Really hard. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/?p=52\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bunnyears.net\/dan\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}