Who is the worst new musician of 2008? For a minute there I thought we might have to think about it, but a late entry came in to steal the title. Witness the complete de-evolution of music in brokeNCYDE’s “Freaxxx.” And no, it’s really not a joke band making a satirical comment, though I honestly thought it was. Auto-tune on every note? Screamo? Neo-80s? Crunk? LOLOLOLOL. It’s too perfect, which is why I thought it was fake.
For more abuse, check out the track “Bree Bree,” a song about the pig mascot, on the “band’s” MySpace page.
I guess I’m overthinking this songwriting thing.