The Swiss Army only offered a knife

It came from the TV:

“Call 1-800 984-ARMY now for a free DVD to learn about strengthening yourself and your community as a citizen and soldier in the US Army Reserve. You’ll also get a free sports watch.”


After some heated phone calls, I got the Marines to counter-offer with free “Semper Hi-Fidelis” headphones.

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