Watchmen trailer and more

The Watchmen hype is heating up. I’ve mentioned in the past that I’m an obsessive fan so this is a time of great hoopla. The trailer was released, the website has launched into something resembling a promotional destination, and it’s this week’s cover story of Entertainment Weekly. Most importantly, the old merch is starting to show up on eBay for stupid prices. (Ethan — the guy who mentored me into a life of Watchmen, the way vampires add new recruits to the family — owned that back in the day.)

Ethan noted that Alan Moore is now and forever unhappy about the movie but as a diehard fan, I like everything I’m seeing. The trailer shows that they used the comic as a storyboard for shooting — which is exactly what I think needed to happen. The fact that I could say the lines along with the trailer the first time I saw it says something. Zack Snyder is keeping it real, as the kids say. It may have flaws when it’s done but it will have been attempted in the proper spirit, so on some level, I think it already wins.

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E3 mini-wrap-up

So other than the Who being a personal highlight, I liked the show this year. Many people said it felt like a wake — we were back in the LA Convention Center but occupied a much smaller space and there were fewer people. I spun that as “an intimate show where I didn’t have to elbow 12-year-old Gamestop clerks in the face to get 45 seconds of hands-on time with a game so I could write a 300-word preview.” They got rid of the fat. I don’t see that as a downside.

I saw a lot of games I really liked. Star Wars: The Force Unleashed looks great in motion; I’m really excited. I think the Wanted game could be great fun. Rock Band 2, well, rocked. I didn’t get to see Gears of War 2 or Lips but heard great things. And I simply do not want to play You’re In The Movies.

It was the first E3 in ages where I did not see a new Tony Hawk game. I think they’re finally giving it a short rest, which is good. How can we miss you if you won’t go away?

E3 is like homecoming. It’s the only time we get to see each other in person. Hell, I got to spend time with a writer I’ve been employing freelance for a year now.  The funny thing is I saw a lot of people who I see at all the junkets but have never really been introduced to and could not call “friends.” Last year, one of them memorably asked me where the bus was picking us up; when I said I didn’t know, they said “Don’t you work for Microsoft PR?” After all, there had to be a reason I was always around.

I was in the EA booth, minding my own business, when a guy from Goldman Sachs stared at my badge and asked, “Hey, you’re a reviewer — tell me, how would you review these games?” I said, “None of them are finished; it would be unethical and irresponsible for me to even comment.” And I walked away. Is this really how investment banking works — asking total strangers at trade shows what they think without so much as introducing yourself? I don’t care if you tell people to buy EA and EA buys Take-Two and Take-Two buys really fancy cars and homes. The media is not your focus group. That said, if you want to hire me as a temporary consultant or an analyst, we can talk.

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Amazing Journey

I was at E3 yesterday. I was supposed to leave on a late afternoon flight but I was implored by Jeff Casteneda to stay overnight and not miss the Rock Band 2 party. He just said that I could not miss it, particularly me. We’d talked about music at length when I was doing the Rock Band cover story so I know he knows my musical tastes. He was very emphatic. So I rearranged my flight for the next morning and planned to pull an all-nighter in the airport, during which I wrote most of a feature.

This was the ticket.

This was the club.

And this was the band.

You can’t really see them, but you’ve heard of them. It’s the Who.

Yes, THE Who.

Pete Townshend has been a huge guitar and songwriting influence on me for years but I had somehow never managed to get my ass to a Who concert. Seeing them in a 2,000-seat venue…unreal. I had great balcony seats in a small venue and got to enjoy the show with friends from Future. I don’t think they caught me welling up a few times.

It was worth staying up all night to make it happen, even though I suppose I could have gotten some sleep. I was in the mood to work so it was all good.

You may find photos of me singing or playing fake guitar in pre-show rounds of Rock Band 2, but know that they are all falsified in Photoshop and I would never do any of that in public.

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Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

Joss Whedon fans, unite! When there’s a strike, our hero writes a supervillain musical starring Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion, then releases it for free. It will only be online for a limited time — all three parts will be posted by Friday, and then they all get taken down Sunday. Unless you buy them on iTunes. Which you should. Because it’s Joss Whedon.

Go, watch, and spread the word.

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iPhone fun and games

I threatened promised to share some of my early favorite iPhone apps and games, and so I shall:

Texas Hold’Em ($5)

A touchy-feely update of the awesome iPod poker game,  this is so worth its asking price. Great AI, stunning presentation, and a functionally different view when you rotate the unit:


Shazam (Free)

What’s that song on the radio? Who does that cool cover I’m hearing in Chipotle? Fire up Shazam, let it listen to about 20 seconds of the song in question, and wait another 10. BAM — it shows you what the song is, who does it, what album it’s on, and a link to buy it on iTunes. Not just a little awesome. It’s not foolproof — I found quite a few obscure songs that it didn’t know, like game show themes (which did come out on CD!), and of course, indie stuff like albums my friends recorded weren’t represented in the Shazam database. But that seems like a question of when, and it actually works.


Scrabble ($10)

I’m a sucker for it in just about any form, so I bought it immediately. Not bad — I’m used to Scrabulous so picking up and dragging every letter was a little awkward, but the computer has multiple skill levels and the game lets you cheat a bit if you like. “Best Word” has the computer play up to four turns for you if you want it to. You can also shuffle the tiles by tipping the phone over at a 90-degree angle. Neat, but not as convenient as just touching the Shuffle button.


PhoneSaber (Free)

Does what you’d think: Makes lightsaber noises as you move your iPhone around. Move it fast, and it makes clashing noises. Kat has it too so we can have fake lightsaber battles. It makes us smile.

Aurora Feint (Free)

Probably the most advanced free game I’ve seen on the system so far. Remember Tetris Attack/Pokemon Puzzle League/Planet Puzzle League? It’s that with a touch interface, the ability to slide tiles around by tipping the phone in different directions, and an RPG structure to give it some context (I call this “pulling a Puzzle Quest“).  Why is such a cool game free? Because it’s built on the classic model that made the guys from id into millionaires: Give away the first episode, and ask them to pay for the later ones. This is apparently the beginning of an MMO. An MMO for the iPhone.  That’s a phrase I never thought I’d see, but okay. I’m having fun and I would be willing to buy the next step. Let’s see where this goes.

You can find all this fun stuff in the App Store within iTunes. Go get ’em. (And if you’re wondering, take iPhone screens by holding the Sleep button and tapping the Home button. When the screen flashes white, you’ve done it right. Check your Camera Roll for a PNG of the screen.)

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iPhone: It’s for me!

Yes, I was one of those people who got up early to get an iPhone this week. My contract with Verizon was up, my Razr was starting to die, and I resented having to hack it to do shit it should do in the first place — transfer files, homemade ringtones, copying off photos I’d taken, charge from my computer’s USB jacks, stuff that Verizon locked out. I was grateful for the hacking community that made all those things a reality for me, but I also had bad gadget lust when the iPhone came out.

Kat had it even worse, and as a freelancer she has a business reason to have a smartphone. It’s a miracle she lasted this long without one, but the plan for the last several months was to get the 3G iPhone — and when there was that false start a month ago, those plans became solid. Kat woke up (that is, didn’t really sleep anyway) at 4:30 to go get in line. I thought she was nuts; isn’t the iPhever over? No, she was 13th or 14th in line, sitting behind people who’d brought a camping mattress. I had to travel Friday on short notice but I wasn’t going to let that screw this up for her. I joined her in line at 7am and was stunned to find 50, then 100 people stretching around the AT&T store. She was right again — people were losing their minds and had gotten there as early as 10pm the night before. So, thanks to her forethought, we were both able to get 16GB black iPhones. (I almost got white. It’s going in a case anyway, who really cares?)

Due to authentication troubles, I had to take my trip without the iPhone in hand, but since it switched over my number while I was in the air, I wound up not having any phone at all in the trip. Doh. But when Kat picked me up…I gotta say, this thing was worth the hassle.

The Good:

  • I didn’t have to do anything special to get my existing iTunes to recognize both my iPod and iPhone; setting up the phone to just sync the songs and movies I wanted it to have was not a big hassle. Actually, I can have them both connected to the PC at the same time, syncing and charging.
  • I had custom ringtones and wallpapers on the phone within an hour.
  • I love being able to hit Google in the car, find the name of a song during a conversation about music, or comparison shop online while I’m in a store. Oh good lord yes.
  • I can take photos and download them to my computer without having to pay for it, the way Verizon expected me to do it.
  • Games are now a reality. I hate traditional cell phone games; every time I tried to play one, it was either difficult to use, disappointing to experience, or both. A big touch screen, a fast processor, and a good toolkit make a huge difference. I’ll get into the games and apps more in a later post.
  • UPDATE: It uses my existing iPod chargers and cables for the PC and for AC adapters, but not in the car. It’s something, but I’m bummed that I can’t use my old car charger.

The Bad:

  • AT&T’s Incipio case is $20 of crap. I got it because I wanted a case for the plane ride, but the protector shield was a dust magnet (on the underside of course!) and the silicone sleeve was a sloppy fit. I bought a lovely Belkin sleeve the next day, so my only recourse is to tell you not to buy the lame AT&T one.
  • Battery life with everything turned on (Wi-Fi, GPS, Bluetooth, 3G) is understandably short, especially if you play games and watch movies and stuff. A daily charge would be required if you left all of it on all the time, and you’d want to invest in a car charger just in case.
  • Still had to buy my custom ringtones at $2 each — and I was buying iTunes versions of songs I already own on CD. I wish I could just edit audio files myself and create my own ringtones, but I had to hack my old phone to let me do that too. It’s a fight I’m not going to win. [UPDATE: Um, figured it out. There are multiple, non-hacking ways to create custom ringtones, and we’ve gotten two of them to work perfectly so far.]
  • I am baffled as to why my email will not work. I can link my rarely used Gmail account but I cannot get my main bunnyears mail to play nice, and I’ve checked and rechecked all the server settings. Grr. Gotta be something.

Overall? The timing was right, I’m glad I waited, and I’m happy so far.

Of course, I haven’t actually gotten a phone call on the thing yet…

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Death Orb!

Blast yourself into the Fun Zone!

This is officially favorite voice-over job of all time. Also, I got to act all excited in my orange shirt.

All props to Dane, Dave, Jeremy, and the Qore team at Future. I was so happy they let me take part.

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I’m back — but I never left

The last six weeks or so have been intense days of work — business trips, a freelance project at night, a two-night stand at Cache Creek with the band, rehearsals for Radio Waves, and some unfortunate drama at work with a serious injury and (unrelated) someone leaving the staff to another job offer. It’s been crazier than normal and I feel like this three-day weekend is the finish line of a long race.

The freelance project is written and submitted. I’ll have more info on it in a few weeks. It’s nothing earth-shattering or super-exclusive, but I am proud to have had the opportunity to work on it and I just want to wait until have something in my hand before I go into detail.

The housing search is back on and we saw a few places that might work but nothing that thrills us yet.

I’m going to go play WoW. I haven’t done it in like a month.

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Happy 4th of July!

Jesse Helms finally fucking snuffed it!

Let’s celebrate freedom from oppression with a little song! Turn it up!

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Best dating spam I’ve ever gotten

From: kevan arlene
Sent: Monday, June 23, 2008 12:29 PM
To: Dan Amrich
Subject: The administration of a dating site informs you

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There is HER message:

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