“But how do you know she’s crazy?” they ask me.
“Because she made a Twitter page for our cat,” I reply.
“But how do you know she’s crazy?” they ask me.
“Because she made a Twitter page for our cat,” I reply.
This is unfortunately not uncommon. I just happened to be sitting at the screen capture station when I got it.

One of the Internet’s nastiest spammers got arrested this week. Some are calling it a major victory; some are saying it’s a drop in the bucket. I say, one down, several to go.
Let’s send a message. I suggest a sentence of punching him in the face once every ten seconds or so for the entirety of his sentence. I mean, mix it up; sometimes it’s 12 seconds, sometimes it’s only eight. We don’t want him being able to predict it. But to me, a constant painful barrage is the only punishment that fits the crime.
Should you find yourself in Tuolumne, CA this weekend, you will quickly find that the only quality entertainment for miles is found at the Black Oak Casino, where Fast Times will be spreading its 80s good cheer this Saturday night.
Here’s what you missed last time:

Just for you, I’ll wear the same outfit.
One of the things I considered before starting a blog was whether I really had anything to say. I wasn’t sure but I kind of wanted the experience of trying one on for size, so I went ahead with it. But lately all the things I’ve wanted to say are not postable, for a few reasons:
So, there you have it. So much for radical transparency. Instead, you get drivel about crutches and guitars.

That pretty much says it all. I didn’t tend to the ankle sprain fast enough when it happened, and now I’ve got to start all over again. I’ve been in pain for the last two days as it just mysteriously got worse, so I went back to the doctor to see what was up. X-rays were clean so it’s just back to square one on a sprain.
At least this time I have the right tools. I’ve never used crutches before and after just an hour or two I already have bruises under my arms, so maybe I have to fiddle with the height. But hopefully, in a month, they’ll be trophies in the garage.
I wanted to be part of Zombie Mob 2007 but didn’t have the time. Darn. Looked fun. Check out the photos and, of course, the tech news coverage.
Has anyone seen supervillain Sylar and Mortal Kombat designer Ed Boon in the same place at the same time?


I mean no disrespect; I really like Ed, I’ve been fortunate to interview him a few times, and I’m truly a fan of his work. But every time I watched the show and Sylar stole someone’s powers by slicing open their heads, I kept thinking “OMG! Fatality!”
How on earth did I manage to miss this when it was announced at CES?

The best part is that it comes with a case.
I applied February 20th. I got mine this week. That’s about four weeks after I needed it; I had to cancel a business trip to Canada because I could not get an update or any information out of the passport office.
If you need one, apply yesterday.