Three-day geekend

I don’t know how you’re spending yours, but mine is full of games (Texas Hold ‘Em on XBLA; WoW), guitars (the Jellocaster is prepped and ready for delivery from its quick sale), movies (Tenacious D…not as good as I’d hoped), and hacking things. Namely, I took some photos of Jude ripping apart a Ms Pac-Man machine in an attempt to repair it (diagnosis: death), then had to hack some software to get the photos off my cell phone. (Why do you insist on crippling my phone, Verizon?) Behold, my three-day geekend:

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WordPress/K2 help

I really wanted to do a nice little custom design for this page, but I’m too lazy to figure out PHP, CSS, and all that fun stuff. I can’t even get K2’s custom header feature to work right, even though I have literally 20 little headers I’d like it to rotate. Anybody know where I can go to learn what I’m missing? Or I’ll accept handouts of plug-in code or files. I’m not proud.

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Sharpie, motherfucker, do you speak it?

El Oh El.

FALL RIVER, NJ – A college student who mistakenly submitted a compact disc loaded with child pornography images to his professor last week is now facing felony kiddie porn possession charges.

Andrew Erickson, 18, of 57 Lee’s River Ave., Swansea, was arrested by Fall River and Swansea police late last week. He has pleaded not guilty to the charge and was released after a family member posted his $500 cash bail.

The Bristol Community College student was to submit his computer information systems final examination on compact disc last week.

But instead of submitting the class work, Erickson allegedly handed in a disc that contained images of children as young as 7-years-old in sexually explicit situations. The disc, according to police reports, listed each youth by age, ranging from 7 to 14.

The professor opened the compact disc while at home last week, and upon realizing what was on the disc, turned it over to Wayne Wood, BCC’s director of public safety.

Wood immediately set up a meeting with Fall River Detective Brian Cordeiro, which was held at the Elsbree Street campus last Friday.

Sgt. Ronald Furtado said after viewing the disc, police requested and received a search warrant for Erickson’s home. He said Fall River and Swansea police executed the search warrant late last week and found “other items that were taken into evidence,” from Erickson’s bedroom.

Prior to being arrested, Erickson apparently realized he had handed in the wrong disc to his professor.

Police reports quote an e-mail Erickson sent to his professor, in which he appears to attempt to shift ownership of the disc from himself to an unnamed friend.

“Oh snap, I am sorry. I accidentally gave you my friend’s mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer,” Erickson said in an e-mail to his professor. “I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there’s some way I could send it to you, that would be great.

“I am sorry about that, and hope it didn’t affect the grade at all. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music. Sorry for the mix up.”

Erickson is due back in Second District Court for a pretrial hearing Feb. 21.

And you all made fun of my pr0n archive’s custom-made labels…!

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Pssst…wanna buy a guitar?

I’m selling a few. Gotta make room for the T5 as promised. Would prefer to sell to friends simply because I can probably deliver in person and I will know they are going to good homes. I really hate to part with them, for obvious reasons:

UPDATE: The Jellocaster is sold (someone wants it to hang on their wall as art, so that’s awesome). Only the quality guitars are left. 🙂

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Three-day weekend

Ship week is always tough. It’s just intense and a lot of things have to be done immediately, so there’s no goofing off during the day and often bringing work home at night (hence no blog postings). They’re tougher still if you’re making up for a week of lost activity due to a holiday vacation while trying to fight off the bug that’s going around. I tried to be social and get together with friends last night after work; I failed, because even with Red Bull at my disposal, I couldn’t stay awake. This morning I feel slightly like I’ve been run over, like I just want to sleep and sleep. Usually I only feel this way after a gig, which I suppose means that one show is equal to a week at work. In any case, I’m tired.

I really think that it’s cool that we get a day off for Dr. Martin Luther King. I really think it’s a shame that most people probably don’t appreciate why he deserves the honor. I really, really think a hell of a lot of society’s ills would be eliminated if people truly thought about and lived by his non-violent teachings about true equality. Take a second and check out how impressive and wise this guy really was.

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RCN to the rescue

Wow. Kat called Tuesday to set up service, RCN came out today and we’re up and running. On the advertised 10M/800K line we opted for, Speedtest.net is showing…meh, somewhere close. I ran some tests when Comcast was up and regularly got 10K+ to Seattle and LA; now it’s more like 7K (though I’ve run those tests at different times of the day and week). NYC and the midwest are still around 5K, which is exactly what Comcast was hitting. So, for about $20 less a month, I have roughly equitable performance, perhaps a little slower down but a hell of a lot faster up (750K FTW), and up all the time, which is most important. And RCN did confirm that they’re bringing 20M/2M to my neighborhood soon, and I sure as hell will jump on that bandwagon.

In its last act of defiance, Comcast winked in and out of usefulness all morning. Goodbye and good riddance.

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Taylor T5 OMGSNIPED!1!

Anybody want to buy a guitar? Because I just got one, so I’m keeping to my promise and selling three others. A little creative math, some consideration of freelance/band wages, and good ol’ gear lust led me to win this auction by less than $5. Keep in mind that it is a $2400 guitar and part of the “less guitars, better guitars” initiative that Kat instituted last year. This is a major, major deal.

My heart kinda stopped when I won because, if you look at the bid history, nobody saw me coming…but one of the people who was bidding it up recently bought not only another Taylor but two used cars on eBay. I figured, okay, whatever, he’s serious/crazy/richer, so if I get it, cool. I have gotten over the thrill of winning an eBay auction just to win it–but I had a good feeling about this item, except for the last 24 hours when I threw myself into massive self-doubt. But I think the seller is on the level; the images and descriptions were exactly what I look for. And that finish is beyond description. Where would I ever find another guitar that looks like this?

Kat said, in her infinite wisdom, “Go for your highest comfortable bid. What are you willing to pay? Don’t go over that unless you will regret it.” So I did, and I thought, “If I get this at this price, it’s a bargain. If I pay more, I’d start to feel like it was just on sale.” I also did my standard “and a little bit more” bid to foil the people who bid with “XX1.01” as their price. It really worked this time; the guy who was driving it up went with an “X.99 “price. Weird, and it didn’t work for him. I only bid once and it was the right amount, exactly what I felt I was ready to pay, with the bidding strategy thrown in.

I would have been fine if it got away. But I think I’ll be glad it didn’t.

Seriously. I’m selling at least three guitars. They are all a hell of a lot cheaper than this one, but you know me. I don’t screw around with crap guitars. Well, except one, but I’ll tell you it’s crap first. If interested, contact me.

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MP3 of the Moment: “I Wanna Be A Witch”

Whenever I updated my old site, I’d throw an obscure MP3 on the page as “The Best Songs You’ve Probably Never Heard.” I miss doing that. Behold, the MP3 of the Moment.

Today’s entry: “I Wanna Be a Witch” by Kim Fox. Kim was part of the Lilith Fair-era wave of smart female singer/songwriters signed to major labels in the late 90s, but apparently she got lost in the shuffle. I always like whimsical lyrics, and I’m a sucker for clever pop with sweet harmonies. I also like how the track skillfully blends piano with guitar, when they are so often in conflict in other songs–the rhythm guitar stabs layered beneath the piano on the chorus is subtle and cool.

The single got strong airplay on a local adult contemporary station and wound up on a compilation album, which is how I came to own it, but it was originally the lead track from Kim’s album Moon Hut. She’s indie now and on MySpace, of course, as well as maintaining her own site.

As always, if you dig the tracks I sometimes sneak onto this site, I encourage buying albums and legitmately owning music. Them artists gotta eat.

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New year, new ISP

I’m been with Comcast for broadband service since before Comcast was Comcast. I signed up with @Home, which got bought by AT&T, which sold out to Comcast. Most of the time it was pretty good, but in the last three months, Comcast has upgraded my neighborhood to digital cable. The good news is that the piss-poor TV reception has crystallized. The bad news is that the internet service drops out for, like, two minutes at a time without warning, and quite a bit late at night.

Being a loyal customer, I’ve always tried to be understanding. Delivering this technology is an inexact science, computers are sometimes hard to control, yadda yadda. We’ve had three different servicemen come out on five or six different occasions. We’ve had the pole tested and the quality of the line checked. We’ve had the modem replaced. We’ve changed our router. We’ve discussed the wiring in the walls. We’ve called in to check to see if there are outages in our area, and we’ve even been grateful to hear an honest assessment that the South San Francisco digital cable rollout has been full of problems and they’re working to fix them. But after ten weeks of being a loyal and respectful customer, the answer is clear: Comcast can’t deliver high-speed internet to my apartment reliably. When it works, it’s very fast, especially to West Coast servers. “When it works” is also a mystery.

So, fuck it. Sorry, I can’t sit around and wait any longer while Comcast figures it out. Kat’s a freelancer who needs an always-on connection that truly is always on, not just on most of the time. I’m tired of playing Xbox 360 (you know, as part of my job as well as my entertainment) and suddenly being booted off because something somewhere farted. Ditto for playing WoW and CoV, running with a party of people and suddenly losing connection to the server. And when I call up a web forum, I just want it to be there long enough to let me type my thoughts and hit reply without the connection disappearing.

After seven years, I’m going with RCN. New year, new ISP. I know the previous tenants had RCN because our jacks had to be rewired. The price is about the same and they advertise 10Mbit down and 800 up–which is 2.5 times faster upload than Comcast is even claiming to give me. And if I had to guess, I’d say they’re going to roll out 20/2 service in my area before too long.

I asked my friend Thomas, an RCN customer, about his history of outages, and he did admit that his connection went down for 20 minutes once…over the last three years. Yeah? Sold. I just hope the recent change in ownership I’ve heard about doesn’t sink every good thing I’ve heard.

Oh, happy new year and all that.

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“One…”

I’m happy to once again post the out-of-context comments of Bissy Eddy, wife of Andy and deep thinker in her own right. Every so often Bissy says something that makes sense in her head, but not in anyone else’s ears–such as noting the appearance of a “hearing-eye dog” on a local newscast. But in discussing stuff over dinner, this snuck out:

“One is all I do at a time.”

And you know, I wrote down the quote, but I don’t remember the original context. Maybe it’s better that way.

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