Take Your Whiskey Home

Does any band hate its fans more than Van Halen? First they announce the tour. Then the tour is postponed. Then they’re not going to play at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame ceremony and Velvet Revolver will play for them instead. Then they’re not even going to attend. Then some of them are. Then the rest of them suggest they might. Then Eddie realizes he’s still drunk.

Kat sums it up perfectly: “That message seems so sincere, and then the copyright notice at the bottom made it feel icky.”

I guess I’ve just been burned too many times, but I don’t know if it’s genuine or not. This gives Ed a convenient excuse to sidestep the entire Rock & Roll Hall of Fame ceremony altogether and change is label from “asshole” to “tortured artist who needs our support now more than ever, get well soon our ailing comrade, we salute you for getting your life back together.” Cue Velvet Revolver.

And hey, maybe rehab should have been considered before all these other moves? Maybe the friends and family members and accountants that will inevitably benefit from a comeback/reunion/tour/sign of life could have had a goddamned intervention to save Ed before allowing all these plans to be announced?

Guess “Runaround” isn’t just a single from 1991.

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2 Responses to Take Your Whiskey Home

  1. Nugget says:

    If the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ever did the right thing and induct RUSH then they would not have this type of problem with them. I’m certain that Geddy, Alex, and Neil would gladly show up and be grateful (even after the years of being snubbed for no good reason by the Rolling Stone magazine “elite” who control that place).

    VH is infuriating (especially Eddie, who used to be my hero), just go back and appreciate the old CD’s and be thankful you have them. I just ordered “Stumming with the Devil”, which is a CD of DLR re-interpreting some of the old classics in Bluegress-style. I am anxiously waiting for it to arrive from BMG.

    BTW, the lead voacalist vocalist on the Greatest Rock Album Ever Recorded (Boston’s debut record) passed away on Friday. RIP Brad Delp.

  2. doobie77 says:

    Amen to Rush and when the hell is Yes ever going to be inducted?

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