The PT flame situation

So we ordered vinyl flames for the PT. We got “Ghost Flames” in gray, understanding that they were “transparent” and had a gradient fade effect to gray. I mean, that’s certainly what it appeared to be from the website. Nope: In reality, the decals had no fade effect, and although light does pass through, if it’s got about 60% color pigment to it, I wouldn’t call that transparent; I would call it non-opaque — or better still, tinted. But we decided we’d try it anyway. We figured it would still look cool and subtle.

We went with fender flames, so as not to put something on the whole car right away. They were a little more affordable (but still pretty pricey for what we were doing) but, alas, nearly impossible for us newbies to put on correctly. After testing with a very small decal that was included for free, we did one of the big fender flames and it turned out like this:

…which actually looks pretty good if you’re looking at it from a safe distance, like over the internet. But in reality it was a bubbly, stretchy, poorly-affixed mess, coated in soap and bits of backing paper — everything that looks like an imperfection in that photo actually is. We even scratched the car cutting the decals while they were in place. Verdict: These would look great if you knew what you were doing, but we suck. After realizing that the worst vinyls you can put on your car are ones that look like shit, we ultimately removed the flames altogether, after which both decal and applicator looked sad:

The folks we bought the flames from were nice enough to send some extra smaller decals for free/for fun/to ensure repeat business, and Kat admitted that the flames I bought were larger than she expected anyway, so we decided, since we’d learned the hard way with the bigger decals, why not just use the little ones in their place, which would be easier to apply and even more subtle?

Ah, that’s more like it.

And you can see that there’s still imperfections and nicks and bubbles and stuff, but I think we got it as good as were are going to be able to get it. Seems like applying vinyls comes with practice, and at these prices (the flames, with shipping, were about $100), um, I don’t intend to practice a lot. We will live with them a little bit and see if we like it. She’s an art director and I’m just picky, so neither will blame the other if we suddenly take soap and water to the thing and remove it (they do come off perfectly clean). We like them; we just wish we were better at putting them on.

We are still entertaining the idea of having the whole car painted. Whether that would include flames, I don’t know.

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Every Extend Extra Extreme

I didn’t really understand this game when it was explained to me. But I played it once and got it instantly. Now I’m fairly hooked — just detonate an explosion and let its ripples trigger other explosions. Now do it in time with a beat for a bonus multiplier. Then speed up the beat and add more enemies. Throw in your own music, let the game analyze it, and play to that. Oh, and try to get your score in the trillions. I never played the PSP version, so trying the 360 edition was a totally fresh experience.

I also like the minimalist-yet-bonkers visual approach. I happen to like abstract games quite a bit. I think that when you strip out the traditional visual elements that a gamer expects, you’re left with something pure and primal. It’s why I like Tempest and Geometry Wars — they both tell their own abstract tales, and they speak very clearly and directly, with no extraneous information. Yet they still give you something to interpret and decipher on your own. E4 gives me the same vibe.

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I’d rather die on my feet…

…than live on my knees, as the old saying goes. Unfortunately it’s my knees that are killing me. Some years ago I was diagnosed with bursitis in my right knee, and I’ve been good about not putting myself at risk for another flare-up. Well, at least, until this week, where I apparently did something wrong.

So if you see me hobblin’ around or waving my pimp cane (I got one with an 8-ball when I was diagnosed, since I knew it’d be an ongoing threat going forward), it ain’t just for show. I’m digging the ice and the Advil until further notice.

If I can survive this weekend’s gig, I’m probably home free until it calms down.

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Sacrelicious!

“My Sweet Lord” is making people angry. I just keep thinking about how I used to give up chocolate for Lent.

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5150 360 II

I have been thrilled with the Van Halen striped faceplate that Greg made me, so I asked him to whip up a companion for it. Now nobody will ask which controller is mine:

Even though I have the console faceplate on a black Elite, I put it the controller faceplate on a white gamepad because I have more of them, and the black one is working well; I don’t want to mess with it. I learned how to disassemble and reassemble a 360 controller for an OXM article earlier in the year, and other than accepting that you void your warranty by doing so, it’s almost no trouble to do.

Good things come in threes, so I hope to show off the final piece of this collection before the end of the year.

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Breakfast with Jamie

A nice perk of the Boston trip: I got to have breakfast with Jamie, who is now a happily-married doting dad of a 4-year-old cutie. We caught up and had fun; I only wish I’d thought to have someone take a photo. There was a digital camera in my bag, on the floor, next to us. Stupid Dan.

I love bringing up Jamie to strangers. Whenever people say “Wow, you review video games during the day and you sing in a band at night? That’s the coolest job in the world!” I say, “No…I have a friend who runs a lingerie company by day and a wrestling federation at night.”

Am I wrong?

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Flight delays

I am starting to think I’m cursed. I’m currently sitting in Logan International Airport, stuck again by a delayed flight. The last four trips I’ve had, the flights have been delayed by at least two hours. I guess if you’re going to delay, delay big.

Times like this I am glad I invested in a decent laptop, even if I do have to pay $8 for WiFi access. Last time I was stuck in LAX, I played WoW for two hours. It was better than nothing. This time at least I can send emails back to work and do something productive.

Like, you know, WoW.

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PT pix at last

Kat for the photographic win.

Yes, it’s just a PT Cruiser. But it’s our PT Cruiser, and it will soon be a PT Cruiser sporting vinyl “ghost flames” on the front fenders. Hells yeah.

It’s gray with green undertones…the dash accents kind of show it best. Like I said, “Magnesium Pearl Coat” is unusual in many respects.

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End of a GamePro era

GamePro has finally dumped the tradition of personas. Writers will now work under their real names.

This is a good thing, and long overdue. I enjoyed being Dan Elektro and Bad Hare, but it was harder to be a cartoon character as gaming itself aged up. The industry got more sophisticated, gamers grew with their hobby…and I was still a naked silver guy. I kind of thought that with the advent of Gamertags, the nicknames made sense — it’s what the whole gamer community does; everybody has a handle or a nickname. And seriously, should you be forced to take shit about not writing under your own name from a guy named GokuSaiyan1984?

But the time had come. I have seen both sides of this one over the years, but it’s a liability now in our snark-filled gaming world, and I’m glad they can move beyond it at last.

That said, I still have some Dan Elektro and Miss Spell action figures in my garage. Mint on card!

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A busy week or so

Saturday: Private gig at swanky SF museum
Sunday: In the office for several hours (fun, but still)
Monday (todayish): Rehearsal
Tuesday: Genesis concert
Wednesday: Redeye flight to the east coast
Thursday: Business in Boston
Friday: Fly home; evening online play required for upcoming review
Saturday: Gig at Black Oak Casino
Sunday: Come home, go to office for a few hours for some work
Monday: Expire

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