Music gamers, I can see tomorrow

The present:

Guitar Hero III comes out. It sells well on the strength of the brand name, as the two previous games were a blast. (Let us not talk of Guitar Hero Rocks the 80s, a $50 expansion pack.) Players note the increased difficulty (Hard is the new Expert) and the new hyper-competitive attitude. They’re not exactly happy about it — why do I have to beat suckas down? Can’t I just feel rewarded for having skill? Why must Tom Morello suffer my wrath?

The future:

Rock Band comes out November 20. Anyone who hasn’t spent all their money on GH3 realizes that this is what they really wanted — rewarding four-player co-op, an easier guitar game (Expert is the new Hard), and the novelty of drums and vocals as well. However, there’s lots of complaints about the new guitar controller.

Guitar Hero III wins the sales war for the holiday, but word begins to spread. Rock Band is the game that people tell their friends about, and Technical Scale Exercise Hero III leaves a bad taste in the mouths of hardcore gamers. After barely issuing any downloadable content for GH2, the tracks start to flow for GH3…and nobody buys them, because they simply didn’t enjoy the core experience and don’t wish to extend it. Meanwhile, Rock Band also issues DLC and it causes a lot of screaming and yelling because, well, people care about it enough to scream and yell about the song choices (whatever they wind up being, people will object to them, so I feel pretty safe there). Sales maintain a steady pace for Rock Band as word spreads and the peripherals become available as individual products instead of just bundles.

The next iteration of Guitar Hero — possibly Guitar Villain, and I’m not kidding — is unveiled in the spring, probably on someone’s magazine cover. While some mass market gamers are still into it, most of the audience has moved on to the more rewarding Rock Band. Harmonix, rather than reinventing the wheel, will stick to its idea that RB is a “platform” and likely come up with an extension of the game, an add-on disc or something that tackles a new genre (hip-hop and particularly country seem ripe) and everybody who did invest in the “platform” at the beginning now feels like it’s a no-brainer purchase, as long as they like the genre. Rock Band has, after all, become the social center of their friendly gatherings; cracking a six pack and jamming with friends is undeniably fun, and continues to be as long as fresh content flows in via DLC.

When Guitar Hero IV comes out to weak sales in Holiday 2008, Activision realizes they paid too much, while MTV Games laughs all the way to the bank.

And then it all goes cloudy.

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The Halloween that Hallowas (and Hallowasn’t)

I wore my Ghostbusters outfit in the end. I like any excuse, and it was the safe choice.

But I almost wore something else. The night before, at band practice, Kimzey offered an idea so weird, so perfectly unexpected, that I said I’d do it. And I clearly got close:

The problem with Carmen MiranDan was twofold. One, I didn’t want people at work to think that my flamboyant rainbow drag outfit was in some way a slight at their gender preferences. Two, the top really brought out the man boobs.

Maybe next year.

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Can’t Take A Hint Dept.

I bought Guitar Hero III over the weekend. I am disappointed that you can’t do career co-op over Live. So Paul and I got together at my house to crash through it, as Paul is a big Bloc Party fan and really wanted to unlock “Helicopter,” which you can only find in the co-op career. So he brought his hard drive over, so his save file would properly have the unlocks. I figure I’ll play through co-op with Kat, so that’s no problem.

First, my Xbox froze. The older one. Maybe the DVD drive is going. So we rebooted.

Then, as we got ready to start the first song, an earthquake hit. We assumed Hell was frightened of our rock awesomeness.

Then the Xbox froze again. And that, we took as a sign. Maybe we shouldn’t do this tonight. But we swapped consoles and went ahead anyway.

After a few songs we realized Paul was the only one getting Achievements, even though my profile was logged in as player two. Well, that sucks. Co-op Achievements are apparently glitched, say the interwebs. But we soldiered on.

Then, right after “Welcome to the Jungle,” there was a knock on the door. “Do you have someone staying with you from out of town with two children? There’s a car in the parking lot next door with child seats in it that the police are going to tow.” Seems the earthquake shook Paul’s parked car out of gear and it rolled back in the lot, blocking the way. When he got there, the police were about to smash his side window. Friendly neighbor, we thank you.

I think I need to go to bed before Martians attack.

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Palette-Swap Ninja track #3 is up

“Padding Your Gamerscore” available now.

We are considering making a video, because it appears if you make a crappy song with a crappy video, the gaming blogs pick up on it and post about it. But if you make a good song with no video, you’re ignored.

I’m not naming names; I’m just sayin’.

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POD X3 Live

My fanboyism for Line 6 gear is well established. But holy shit. Way more options than I’d ever use or probably be able to figure out, but I gotta love it on a technical level. I could use the XLR outs on stage (no direct box, yay), the bass settings are a nice luxury for studio stuff, and some of the new amp models piqued my interest (“5160” — hell yes). And two signal chains at once…hot damn! I just didn’t expect it.

I won’t buy it. I won’t buy it. I won’t buy it. I don’t need it. I won’t buy it.

Maybe I can get an endorsement.

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Disney gets dark

I love going to Disney parks. I also love hearing what it’s like to work at Disney parks, the sordid tales from within the iron-fisted corporate empire of happiness.

A visitor spammed sent me this link to a blog in response to some of my earlier Disney posts. It’s a well-written tale of life as a photographer peon within the Magic Kingdom, and all the changes that come from moving from the scar-filled world of action-sports to the scrubbed and sparkly Disney Experience, chronicling the drug use and homosexuality that he found along the way.

Is it all true? Probably, yeah. And if it isn’t, hey, the melodrama is genuine — you’ll enjoy rolling your eyes at the thoughts of an adorably anti-establishment guy who once had “fuck you” shaved into his beard but was too naive/dumb to consider that Disney was, you know, strict about things like employee appearances. Even I could tell you that, and I’m just a visitor. That’s basic pattern recognition — just look around the park’s Cast Members and play Spot the Individual. You’ll lose every time.

If you like your Disney with a little dirt (and some NSFW images), click here.

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Xbox 360 wireless

I am a wired kinda guy. I prefer physical Ethernet cables. But I do have a wireless network in my house and I use it; it makes things easier when I’m working on a laptop on the couch, or want to patch my MAME machine with XP updates or whatever. But now that the white Xbox 360 is down in the living room, far far away from my router, I decided to cave and get the $100 wireless doohickey.

I wasn’t expecting a fight, but still…when something’s really easy, I appreciate it. The thing searched for my networks, showed me the options, let me tap in my password, and that was it. I did it in expectation of Rock Band in a few weeks, figuring we might want to play downstairs and/or Kat and do her own career on whatever instruments she wants on her own Xbox.

So…yeah, expensive as 802.11g dongles go. But at least it works flawlessly.

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Still looking for costumes

I’ll take suggestions. I have a long and proud history of going too far but I’ve been too busy to plan something major this year. Last year I repurposed the 1997 outfit. I was thinking of repurposing 1999 this year because I love it so, but I think it’s always better to do something original if you can.

So, wanna do the thinking for me?

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Bow before Ricky Jay

He is your god.

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SNIKT, eh?

I’m still looking for a good Halloween costume this year. and I stumbled upon these. They don’t ship to Canada though…where Wolverine is from. Har.

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