Critique of game critique #287,892

More wringing of hands, navel-gazing, good ideas, and interesting (if sometimes uninformed) opinions at The Escapist this week, as the staff takes a critical look at “games journalism” (a term I still don’t like to use out of respect to real journalists). You will find the usual tale of corruption that seems to inevitably crop up; I understand (and have used) the fact that sometimes you can only obtain the truth through anonymous sources, but again, when you don’t name names, these things make my skin crawl and I always feel like someone’s giving me the stink-eye. I guess I take it too personally, but I can read these articles and go “Well, yeah, I agree that that’s horrible, but that’s not what I do,” but nobody else knows that but me. But hey, if nothing else, I bristle when I see evidence of those things happening in my industry, and I can only try to avoid those mistakes and present a decent, albeit invisible, example.

But I’m going to drill down a little bit, because an old wound has been opened by Russ Pitts’ article. In the same way that I am infuriated when I read a game review that starts with “I don’t like Game Boy games so…” or “I hate real-time strategy games, and…” I cannot give much credence to a Penny Arcade “review of a review” (written by someone who has never written a game review) that begins with “I don’t read game reviews,” as this one does. Full disclosure: I assigned that review when I was working on Radar; the reviewer Cameron and I are longtime friends and I’ve hired him a lot as a freelancer. I don’t always agree with his reviews, but I do trust them.

The game in question is Enchanted Arms, one of the first RPGs to come out for Xbox 360. Cam didn’t like it and his score was lower than the average. Mike from PA did like it and expressed his disagreement pretty savagely. Mike summarizes:

He didn’t like it for all the reasons I like it … had I seen that write up before I purchased Enchanted Arms I might have believed some of his bullshit and skipped over what I think is an extremely good game.

It’s clearly a matter of personal taste and preference. It’s just a disagreement, but instead of saying “Wow, I got much more out of the game than that person did,” Mike goes for the jugular (which he can do — it’s his opinion, it’s his blog, and he’s not speaking for anyone but himself). But the character assassination always seemed needlessly cruel for someone who claimed to not even read reviews on a regular basis. “Oh hai, I’m in yoru reviewz, cleanin’ mah clawz, kthxbai.” It’s a slap at the medium, when all he really wanted to do was slap the review itself.

Note: In reporting on this particular item, Russ Pitts really should have contacted either GamesRadar or Cameron to discuss their reaction or find out what impact, if any, Mike’s criticism had. Did that criticism change processes at Radar? Did Cameron take it to heart, shrug it off? The article is very concerned about what developers feel when a three-year project gets a bad review, but this one’s left very one-sided. Telling both sides of the story…hey, that’s journalism. Missed opportunity, I think.

But here’s the bigger problem: I fear that Mike, like many people who read and vehemently disagree with reviews, doesn’t fundamentally understand them. “Had I seen that write up before I purchased Enchanted Arms I might have believed some of his bullshit and skipped over what I think is an extremely good game” suggests that a) Mike trusts reviews (remember, he doesn’t read them) and b) he might think they’re marching orders. In case that hasn’t been articulated, here goes: they are not. In the Escapist article, Warren Spector shows that he gets it:

A review serves one purpose and one purpose only,” says Warren Spector, the legendary designer of System Shock, Thief and Deus Ex, “to give readers data they need to make a buy/no buy decision. End of story. To do that, the reviewer has to have a consistent editorial stance. It doesn’t matter if you agree with a reviewer on a particular game or movie or book or record as long as they’re consistent enough that you can determine from reading the review whether you would like the game, movie, book or record yourself. Reviewers and readers have to develop an ongoing relationship of sorts.

By his own admission, Mike hasn’t built up that relationship with any reviewer or outlet, let alone GamesRadar or Cameron as an individual writer…and he’s not reading the review for consumer purchasing “buy/no buy” advice. He’s reading the review for personal validation. He already bought the game; the review he read after buying it isn’t something he agrees with, so it’s wrong. If there’s one problem out there I don’t feel I can fix, it’s the audience misinterpreting the nature of the medium. Reviews are not telling you what to think; they’re giving you what you need to think for yourself. It’s why city buses don’t run the Indy 500, folks: They were built for an extremely different purpose.

The funny thing? Mike does understand this concept. “If you bite into an apple and expect it to taste like an orange you’re going to be disappointed,” he says in his review-of-a-review. But he doesn’t seem able (at least in the moment that he wrote the passionate blog entry, which is now being held up as important canon by The Escapist) to apply that lesson to his own consumpion of review content. I find it intensely frustrating.

I do recommend reading this issue of The Escapist. It’s coming from the right place, the dangers are real, and hey, it got me talking. I didn’t agree with everything I read in this issue, but that doesn’t mean it’s wrong.

EDIT TO ADD: Wow, I wrote this before seeing today’s Penny Arcade comic. Who knew?

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It’s the end of E3 as we know it and I feel fine

The show was very good this year. Quieter, calmer, a hell of a lot less crowded (last year I had to take a weekend job at GameStop just to get in), and so much quality software on display! Happy to be back, but definitely came back inspired and hopeful that this will be a banner year for interactive entertainment.

However…does this really count as news? Ryan’s main hobbies are cool cars and baseball, and he was fortunate enough to get one of his dream cars right away, a DeLorean. He drove down to LA for the show and had his car serviced by a DMC specialist there (why not? He’s gonna be down there for three days) and they gave him a loaner while they worked on his. So it was really fun see the reactions of the valets, because let’s face it, it’s a cool and iconic car, and as Ryan points out, people smile when they see it, whereas when you see someone in a Ferrari or something, a lot of times it’s a sneer. But does it really warrant its own news report? C’mon. Point the cameras at the actual celebrities, please.

And for the record, no, Ryan takes all the BTTF jokes in stride. He knows what he bought. Duh.

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New Palette-Swap Ninja track posted

Yay. After, like, five months of procrastinating, I finally finished my parts on the second Palette-Swap Ninja track, “Three Red Lights.” (Jude did his stuff back in April!) The guitars, quite frankly, scared me, and the bass is low in the mix because I suck at playing triplets with my fingers. But I got over it, and I’m pretty happy with the results (but I’m not telling you where you can find all the mistakes that I still hear). That’s my trusty Strat on most of the parts, with the freshly-set-up Variax 500 on the slide guitar and I played Kat’s P-bass for the down low bits.

Better still, Microsoft took big steps toward fixing the problem that the song is about (for the uninformed, when the Xbox 360 malfunctions, as it has for many people, it shows three red lights as an error code.) So the song’s a little less relevant, but good news is still good news. May we see far fewer photos like this in the future:

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JJ Abrams’ new movie

I haven’t seen Transformers but there’s apparently a very cryptic trailer advertising a new unnamed movie, produced by JJ Abrams, and it’s rockin’ geeks’ socks off. The movie is unnamed, the cast is a bunch of barely-knowns, and the full plot hasn’t even been revealed (though the current theory is that there’s some sort of monster attack on New York, and the story will be told via handheld cameras, wielded by the people trying to survive it). Props for keeping the whole thing secret in the age of info overload.

I saw a bootleg of the trailer online but the websites www.1-18-08.com and www.ethanhaaswasright.com both offer delicious hints and varying levels of frustration (I couldn’t get past the fourth puzzle with the green and blue balls without help). And of course the gang at unfiction is all over this.

I love surprises.

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A real American hero

Say the word “genius” and there are only three people who immediately come to mind as worthy of the title. Two are British and dead: Douglas Adams and John Lennon. (One of my favorite Lennon quotes: “When I was 12, I used to think I was a genius and nobody had noticed. If there is such a thing as a genius, I am one, and if there isn’t, then I don’t care.”)

The third is American and, thankfully, alive: Tom Lehrer, the single most brilliant purveyor of musical social commentary the planet has ever seen. His work spans everything from politics to science and mathematics to kid stuff to just plain black humor, and I deeply love it all; his influence on me can’t be measured. Tom Lehrer is the Chuck Norris of satire. Clearly.

Why all the blubbering? I recently found this extremely rare video of Tom playing in 1997 and a really good interview besides (in which he quotes UHF, no less). But if you don’t appreciate musical theater and mathematical theory in equal parts, the video will probably make you shrug and go watch videos of just how far some other musicians have fallen instead.

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Foldin’, foldin’, foldin’…keep them wagons foldin’

I hate folding laundry, but I love folding proteins. For a while now I’ve been taking part in the Folding@Home project that Stanford runs. It’s similar to the SETI@Home distributed computing project, but it has a more immediately practical application. Basically, you install a client on your PC and, when it doesn’t have anything better to do, it analyzes proteins and sends the data back to Stanford. The goal is to understand more about how proteins work so they can use it to cure major diseases.

Naturally you can’t ask geeks to do anything like this without the yardsticks coming out and various tips and tricks on how to maximize efficiency, etc. I’m a proud member of the Maximum PC folding team and even I can’t resist poring over my stats. I realized I was in danger of slipping off the top 100 for the team, so I’ve installed the client on one of the common-use Macs here at the office, plus my dual-core laptop is folding some special beta stuff for multi-core systems which is paying off handsomely.

If you are geeky and you would like to, you know, maybe try to cure cancer or something, download something and join team 11108. It works on Windows, Mac OS, Linux, and even PS3.

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Cucumber Pepsi

Courtesy of my friend Yoshi in Japan, here’s a soda I don’t want to try.

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Geeks vs. nerds: I was right!

Kimzey recently asked me the difference between a geek and a nerd. I answered with the same phrase I coined years ago: “Geeks are self-aware nerds.” I have always reasoned that nerds aren’t aware that they are social lepers; geeks not only acknowledge their outcastness, they embrace it and celebrate it as a culture. People laughed when I made this distinction a few years back, and some even tried to tell me I was wrong…but who’s laughing now that the cartoon rat agrees with me?

Wired: There’s a great line on your new album, Werewolves: “My geekiness is getting in the way of my nerdiness.” What’s the distinction?

Oswalt: A lot of nerds aren’t aware they’re nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe and gone, “I speak Klingon — who am I fooling? You win! I’m just gonna openly like what I like.” Geeks tend to be a little happier with themselves.

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We have a winner

Yes. After so many years of searching and I’m totally not kidding, I finally found a worthy draft cola.


It’s not as strongly vanilla flavored as Royal Crown Premium Draft Cola (or is it? I don’t know, it’s been 12 years since I was able to find a bottle, and I’ve romanticized the stuff a lot), but it’s by far the only beverage that comes anywhere near what I have been looking for, and it’s the only draft cola I’ve been able to locate, period. It’s priced at 85 cents a bottle, which is no problem…until you find that shipping $10 worth of soda costs another $17. I need to convince the local BevMo to stock it (since that’s where I found out about Sprecher in the first place — maybe they can just add flavors to their next order).

But oh good heavens, I am so glad the search is over. The rest is just details.

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Jessica Rabbit…gone?!

My…appreciation (which is the kindest possible word I can find for it) for Jessica Rabbit is well known by my inner circle. (I’m a sucker for redheads…and teh b00bs.) But, in researching some vacation options, I just found out that this no longer exists:

Pleasure Island — the adult nightclub area in Downtown Disney down in Florida — apparently went through some radical changes last year and I just found out about it. The Jessica sign ended up in a dumpster, according to reports from cast members. Sigh.

I think I need to investigate in person. (I’m desperate for a vacation.)

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